It’s baby apartheid, and it could be your best shot at getting some peace and quiet on an 8-hour red eye. Starting on Friday, AsiaAirlines is introducing seating that will keep passengers under the age of 12 away from older, baby-phobic passengers. It’s practically free, too.
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Fuck yeah! Look, I like you and all but your baby is an asshole.
Most airlines do this anyway. Unless you’re buying a first class tickets (WHAT! BABIES GET DA FUQ OUTTA FIRST CLASS!), the airline will seat you near the toilets if you’re buying a child’s ticket or check in with an infant.
I really like the idea of the “quiet zone” though - like, library rules. Don’t talk to me, stupid sales man in the middle seat! Just pretend to sleep like everybody else.