redmenice:

Don’t tread on me………..

My youngest (recently turned 18 y/o) child committed a serious faux pas a couple weekends ago. Since this occurred, she has not been permitted to see her boyfriend.

The sentence passed, was clearing the sorely neglected lawn (front AND back) of all its dandelions.

It’s been a battle.

The white bags are full of weeds. It’s probably another 5 bags laying on the ground.

This is only the back yard.

However….she plans to be done by Friday. Leaving her only being without her man for 2 weeks.

My GAWD…..the way they’ve been acting, you’d think it’s been two MONTHS.

You’re the meanest mom ever! My life is OVERRRRRRRRRRRR! *door slam* *dramatic crying*

liezlwashere:

I’ve been keeping tabs on people’s thoughts on the Flickr changes. With the redesign, if you’re logged into flickr, your home page will open to a full screen stream of your contacts photos. Previously, you had the ability to hide your contacts photos, which came up as thumbnails.

Today, Mary shared with us that this inflexibility of design can backfire on you.

Stop flirting with me, bra straps.

@bazecraze

weareallangry:

Craftsploitation!

Angry Knitting

in

The Simpsons

I stress knit and crochet. Totally Flanders.

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:

Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

Rambling traveler

I miss hanging out on tumblr with you guys! It’s my last night in Orlando then I’m off to Phoenix so I’ll barely have time to check in. If I miss anything good, please let me know!!

giddygirlie:

Please notify management that I will only be eating foods in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head. All toppings and accessories must coordinate.

THANK YOU.

To be honest this was too sweet and I couldn’t eat the chocolate part at all. I’m a shame to my family.

pleatedjeans:

mashable

alexcateye:

My daughter’s school was hit by a tornado yesterday. She only had minor injuries. I just don’t know how to okay again. I keep hearing all the kids screaming and my own voice screaming ragged. It was so bad. I’ve never seen anything worse. There is a truck parked vertically on her desk.

Oh my gosh, Alex! How can we help?

aglock:

comedycentral:

Take a look at @AmySchumer and Amber Tamblyn getting hot and heavy on tonight’s new #InsideAmy.

shocking, an attempt to stir up controversy using faux lesbianism.

I saw part of an episode the other night and it was a 1920s parody of a porn that was actually pretty funny. Its the only one I’ve seen and I liked it more than expected.

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