smartgrrrl: (Yes, we have fireflies in Brooklyn.) Jealous. So California is technically desert, so it’s not humid enough for fireflies and I WANT TO SEE THEM. I might be lurking around your backyard some night soon… just staring at your, um, bugs.
Has anyone else seen "So I Married An Ax Murderer"...
sblaufuss: outofcharactersuburb: sblaufuss: styro: missbananafish: edendae: trollface-mommy: imahappilymarriedwoman: eiregirl05: Dammit. No, no you are not alone. I think there’s maybe three other people in the universe besides ourselves that have seen it. A) I love that stupid movie. B) Hiya there Sweetcheeks! =-) one of my favorites… now come, let us dance like children...
Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven’t had a witch...– @Piecomic
I just had a meeting with my boss about how much...
gravyholocaust: I kinda wish I was getting fired so I would have to go get myself fired. Can we do some sort of crazy viral campaign, like mail a million cans of gravy to your boss, anonymously?
Always let your couscous be your guide.– Jiminy Cricket
Always let your conscious be your guide.– Jiminy Cricket (via themagicaldisney) Erm, it’s “conscience”. Or did I miss the joke?
PC vs. Mac
sblaufuss: “What kind of PC do you have?” “It’s an AMD quad-core processor with 12gb of ram and two SSD drives. 1TB external hard drive, and an ATI Radeon 7950.” —— “What kind of PC do you have?” “White.” Correct. I was asking for some computerly advice a while back and all the MacHeads said “GET A MAC” and everyone else rationally said things like “try installing...