I Married a White Man
Me: Who's in the East Coast Family? Tell me.
Seth: Boyz II Men.
Seth: Bel Biv Devoe.
Me: Yuh huh.
Maybe the worst part? I know the answer because I always hear the line from the song in my head. "Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD - the East Coast Family". It pops in my head at inappropriate times.
donnapirana: I want Quintin Tarantino to direct an epic revenge movie where a disgruntled office worker hunts down and kills the inventor of speakerphone. #I don’t know what I would call it… Death Knows No Volume Control or something
Wait, some of the DC comics characters are straight?– @ritchied
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning 1. Except in rare circumstances, drowning...– The Feminist Pessimist’s Fun Blog: Drowning scares me. Please read. (via kellydeal) I don’t swim in the ocean anymore after nearly drowning in Nag’s Head one summer. (via styro) Summer reminder, everyone. This is why people frequently drown with other people very nearby — they can’t...
Helicopter drops 955 hot dogs on Detroit in shitty...
iheartchaos: Granted, Detroit may look like a war zone in places, but this wasn’t a humanitarian relief effort. To celebrate their 95th anniversary, American Coney Island restaurant dumped 955 hot dogs over Detroit. No, they didn’t have little parachutes and they weren’t wrapped in anything. Just nearly 1000 hot dogs being dropped from the sky going splat on the sidewalk and in rat shit. ...
You can’t spell subtext without butt sex.– An actual thing that was said to me tonight. (via prestia)
Best Insult of the Day
ponyinarope: “You’re so left-handed.” lousy southpaws
Truthful Tuesday (almost Wednesday)
sblaufuss: redmenice: When my tumble feed gets slammed by self gratuitous 100 count ‘ask me question’ lists……..it really pisses me off you’ve just made me scroll through all that attention whoremongery. I like the ones where they try to trick you into asking personal sexual questions about them as if that’s not their goal. Agreed. Also, the responses to Anon questions that are stupid and...