Portrait Hall of Fame!!
perezhamilton: Omg, look at this fugly uni-boobed ogre!!! The Dutch artist known as Rembrandt created this oil painting called “Hendrickje in Bed”. #1) Her name sounds like the noise we make when we’re vomiting. #2) What is she doing in your bed, Rembrandt??? She looks like she just crawled out of the trash!! Ew! Watch out, bitches. She looks hungry for brains!!! One of the best blogs out...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
danaportwood: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. Don’t be an idiot. No excuses. Locally, I think our police even set up a free taxi ride...
I just checked my work calendar for tomorrow to see how many meetings I have, etc. and realized that I had scheduled tomorrow as a vacation day. NO WORK FOR ME TOMORROW. Sometimes being a brain dead dummy pays off! Best day ever? Or REALLY best day ever?
Chocolate Toxicity Calculator - Dog ate chocolate?... →
styro: darius ate a handful of milk chocolate today, and I was pretty worried but this site says he’ll probably be ok. Anyway, worth a bookmark if you have a dog. reference for all you dog owners! I believe chocolate is equally toxic to cats, but cats don’t seem to care for it (stupid cats! Except Rocket who is pretty stupid! And only because he has to taste everything that I eat!).
Ryan: does that sign say Mexican foot?
Ryan: oh, it's FOOD! Heh. Okay, that makes more sense.
Me: now I'm hungry for Mexican feet
Ryan: no, YOU shut up!
The only reason that I’m doing all this is to play Don Knotts. You know...– John Waters