Why must I be groggy as shit everytime I get up after 9? If I got up at 8 I would be fine.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE BRAIN.
My REM cycles seem to happen in odd-numbered hours. If I sleep 3 hours, I’m fine. 4 hours? No. Same with 7 vs. 8, etc. My ideal sleeping time is about 5 hours and then I can wake up refreshed without being sleepy. But it’s so hard to WANT to get out of bed in the morning that I tend to lay there and doze while hitting the snooze alarm for another hour… thereby screwing up the whole “well rested” feeling.
“I think she should be elected poet laureate for the universe,” says TV writer and author Julie Klausner. “I think those alliterations, oh my God, that stuff is drag-queen shit. She put an original patina on the aspiring-skank archetype. She happened to have chosen the sexual qualities of a gay guy making fun of Jessica Rabbit. The entire persona is brilliant. It’s sort of what I hoped Heidi Montag was going for when she got all that plastic surgery, which really did seem like an art project.”—
The feminist has been portrayed as a woman who was "unhappy, angry, humorless and didn't shave any part of her body," says Terry O'Neill, national president of the National Organization for Women...The stereotype, she adds, "became very powerful." And it's hard to get past for many young women today.
ECHIDNE of the snakes:
In what other human rights movement must the members be happy, not-angry and well-shaved to be taken seriously?