July 2010
Dear Coke Talk: On keeping the money. →
Coketalk! please help. The bank screwed up and I dont know if I should reap the benefits. I exchanged $1,300 US dollars into another country’s currency (cash!), BUT they have neglected to deduct it from my bank account. Its been a week now, and they still haven’t caught it. Do I keep it (I am a…
FYI - My mom walked up to the ATM one day and there was $100 sticking out of it. The person...
Dear Coke Talk: On better schools. →
My wife wants to help my step son into getting into a school thats not in our jurisdiction. shes willing to falsify paper work and say we are no longer together and that she lives in an address with her son that does qualify him to go to that school what should i tell her.
Don’t tell her…
For what it’s worth, I *never* went to the school that was in my assigned district for my...
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“It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The clear soda craze was giving us all a reason to live, the imformation super highway was telling the average joe what some nerd thinks about Star Trek, and the domestication of the dog continued unabated.” - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Pretty much anytime I have to give someone a rundown of past events, the list ends with “and the domestication of...
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I was thinking of starting a second Tumblr account where I could share some crazy and ridiculous stories from my life. I keep seeing snippets of what other people post and it reminds me of stuff.
Would anyone follow it? Should I keep it between me, my parole officer, my rabbi, and my psychiatrist?
You know when
beefranck:
all of a sudden you see the big picture instead of taking it day by day? And you realize that chances are high that the career you built by working your ass off for 13 years is over? And you feel empty and worthless?
I hate that!
Never look at the big picture. It’s like staring into the sun. You’re gonna feel woozy and see black spots for a while. Eat a popsicle and...
dirtbag teaparty: Facepalm →
I’m not disputing that herbs n’spices have their place in health and healing but I am so totally done with people recommending a colon cleanse as the cure-all. I go to a chiro for massage (which DO help my headaches, unlike the cracking) and they’re forever trying to peddle some bullshit tea that regenerates your liver and cures AIDS or whatever. I have a whole seperate rant...
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Short Story About My Favorite Married Couple (Now...
pennynickels:
Part Two (Part One HERE)
How They Started Dating
After a long night of wicked partying, Future Wife wakes to hear someone pounding on her door at 6 AM. She opens it to find Future Husband standing on her doorstep with a suitcase. She looks at him, hungover and confused.
He drops his suitcase at her feet and says, “I live here now. Deal with it.”
He walks past her to her...
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Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his "day... →
Someone collected them. Quite a rap sheet for someone who is supposed to be sick in bed!
Thanks to Paul Scheer for the tip on this metafilter link!
I see some post about people loving themselves.
sblaufuss:
This is an entirely foreign concept to me. As in, not only do I not love myself, but the idea of anyone doing it seems impossible to me. And that makes me angry.
I’m the opposite. I am almost *too* well-adjusted and it makes me nervous. I’ve never loathed or hated myself. Not that I’m perfect, but I just don’t have the energy to be that down on myself, which...
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I'm glad I don't have to rely on the people I am...
beefranck:
to be my family.
